Malbec's definitions

second aid kit

Like a first aid kit, but instead contains a pack of Marlboro reds, condoms, Tylenol, eye drops, plan B and, if you stick it in yourself, cocaine. Can sometimes be purchased at Wallgreens.

Damn bro, she sounds awful. Glad you had Second Aid Kit.

by Malbec June 26, 2017

trufe

When something is really REAL.

Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid take friend goals to a new level #trufe

by Malbec October 3, 2016