Definitions by Major Awesome

Maintenance Beers

Beers drank in order to fend off the early stages of hangover and/or alcohol withdrawal. Also used to repress deep-seeded anger towards life in general.

"Hey Pete, why are you drinking, it's 8:30 in the morning"
Answer: "Maintenance beers Bro."

Maintenance Beers by Major Awesome April 2, 2010