1 definition by Maj. Miezbach
Unique, hairless, heart horny, rather unhandsome but still adorable Person.
With a physical appearance similar to the "Bald Ibis", its yearly migration to its spanking grounds stands in the light of deterred, unsatisfied women with unique spanking marks on their backs.
Once successful, the Miezbach-Spanker is never seen twice in one spanking ground.
Miesbach - Location of first appearance
Miez(e) - German synonym for women
Spanker - Reference to sexual habit
With a physical appearance similar to the "Bald Ibis", its yearly migration to its spanking grounds stands in the light of deterred, unsatisfied women with unique spanking marks on their backs.
Once successful, the Miezbach-Spanker is never seen twice in one spanking ground.
Miesbach - Location of first appearance
Miez(e) - German synonym for women
Spanker - Reference to sexual habit
"The village girls were barebacked because the Miezbach-Spanker was coming to town."
"My friend just pulled the Miezbach-Spanker on her."
"My friend just pulled the Miezbach-Spanker on her."
by Maj. Miezbach December 18, 2021