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Winters007

A quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style.

IS HE GOATED WITH THE SAUSE????

Winters007 is a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag, busting it down.

by MagicalCake August 13, 2022

Winters007

He sexually identifies as the sun. Ever since he was a boy he dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to him that a person being a star is Impossible and he's fucking retarded but he doesn't care, he's beautiful. He's having a plastic surgeon inflate him with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on he wants you guys to call him “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept him you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Oh my gosh! Have you seen Winters007 "He sexually identifies as the sun. Ever since he was a boy he dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to him that a person being a star is Impossible and he's fucking retarded but he doesn't care, he's beautiful. He's having a plastic surgeon inflate him with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on he wants you guys to call him “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept him you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."!

by MagicalCake September 4, 2025