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Acquired Asshole Deficiency Syndrome.
A tragic condition in which radiation damage causes the taint to fuse to the other side of the asshole, resulting in a plug sufficient to partially or completely prevent defecation.

Warning signs: prior to the development of full blown AADS, one may notice tingling agarose.

Known risk factors: microwave exposure. Exposure to American Dad.

Treatment: can sometimes be treated with a diet that produces wet diarrhea. May also be corrected by painful surgery.

Antonym- fistula.
Kim Jong Il has the worst case of AADS known to man!
by Magic69Pie July 7, 2011
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