2 definitions by Maggot potatoe
A wild beast found in the swamps of the brisbane river. Carnivorous and blood thirsty, the wild Marphuc is usually associated with being the ugliest and smelliest known mammal. Whilst it may be a barefoot bogan, if you get to know them, the wild Marphuc will be a good friend, as long as you get used to their obsessive cult-like body shop products.
by Maggot potatoe September 6, 2022
A sexy person with at least a 24 inch penis. Whilst considered a ‘nerd’ the maggot has less brain cells than a wooden board. But what it lacks in brains, it makes up for in dick size
by Maggot potatoe September 23, 2022