Maggie Erlandson's definitions

JPF

jam-packed-full, filled to the brim.

M: I've been deleting a lot of my music from my itunes library lately.
A: Why's that?
M: Because my laptop is JPF!

by Maggie Erlandson March 10, 2008

ALAP

As little as possible.

Jordan: How much trouble do you think Sasha got in tonight?

Maggie: ALAP, i hope!

by Maggie Erlandson March 9, 2008