MaffaMuffa's definitions

Moofiss

The act of rubbing a carpet with a cat, then giving birth on that spot.

"Get over here cat I'm about to Moofiss..."

by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017

Subterranean Bath Soap

The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.

"Oh baby gimme some Subterranean Bath Soap right now I need it"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017