Definitions by Mad Dog 86

Procrasty masty 

When you're avoiding doing something so much you NEED to go sort out an orgasm before you continue on with the task at hand.

I will execute this condemned man, but first... Procrasty Masty

I'll clean the bathroom but first...

I swear, skydiving instructor, I'll jump out of the plane in just a second, but first...

I need to go and masturbate, but first...

Procrasty masty by Mad Dog 86 March 20, 2013