Skip to main content

Definitions by Macovich

A person with uncontrollable burps that spontaneously erupt.

Noone knows when a Burpster will exercise their ability, but if you ever find yourself suspecting that you’re in the presence of a Burpster, provide extra space, seek a ventilated area, and be sure to always call a Burpster a Burpster so they never forget that they’re a Burpster.
BURPSTER- “BUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!”

EVERYONE- Oooh gross! You’re such a Burpster!
Burpster by Macovich May 21, 2026
A person with uncontrollable burps that spontaneously erupt.

Noone knows when a Burpster will exercise their ability, but if you ever find yourself suspecting that you’re in the presence of a Burpster, provide extra space, seek a ventilated area, and be sure to always call a Burpster a Burpster so they never forget that they’re a Burpster.
BURPSTER- “BUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!”

EVERYONE- Oooh gross! You’re such a Burpster!
Burpster by Macovich May 21, 2026