Definitions by Mack Daddy Mark Morrison

Sperm Burn 

The effect where one put's one's hand in a recently ejaculated pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.

Person A: AAAAAH (waves hand wildly)

Person B: Dude, what the fuck?

Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.

Sperm Burn by Mack Daddy Mark Morrison February 24, 2010