Definitions by Macadamia D.

Selfiortunities 

Opportunities to take selfies

I honestly have been blessed with so many selfiortunities and today was a prime example of this. (Multiple venues and lightings)

Selfiortunities by Macadamia D. May 6, 2014

Toaster 

Someone you think is hot that you wouldn't fuck and/or go out with.

Person 1:OMG that guy is so hot!!
Person 2:He is but don't do anything with him he's a total toaster.
Person 1:How :(
Person 2:He's soooo thirsty

Toaster by Macadamia D. May 4, 2014