Definitions by Maaddddd Caunt

Eshay Lad 

Teenage Australian Mad cunt that chills around Norwood. They usually Staunch around the joint while rolling one.

Oi I reckon its Jett and his full esh mates, lets cross over I don't wanna b fucking with them eshay lads

Eshay Lad by Maaddddd Caunt June 18, 2019

Kye 

Kye is that bloke who hangs around Norwood and if he sees ranga walk past him he looks down and blushes.
He only has tennis clothes and has an extremely small penis.

He will never be in a bed with an unrelated chick.

He is a white Scottish kid who usually deals with his nan.

Kye is such a Poonan.

Kye by Maaddddd Caunt June 16, 2019

Parso 

This massive unit is the scariest bloke around

Oh fellas watch out its big Parso

Parso by Maaddddd Caunt February 17, 2019