MR. DONG's definitions

X-Ray Cat

In the Movie "Freddy got Fingered" Tom Green's Chracter creates a Comic strip with a Crime Fighting Cat in it.
X-Ray Cat was born.
He could see through only wooden doors.
Not much else is said yet very funny

X-Ray Cat:"Im X-Ray Cat,I got super powers.I can see the bad guy behind the door"

Bad Guy: "You cant see me,You cant see me"

X-Ray Cat: "Yes I can,Yes I can"

by MR. DONG April 30, 2006

sloppy gonzo

When a women(could be man) sits and a man stand behind her with his dick over her head and lays it on her face. His balls are to be located where her eyes are and his Dick gos over her nose. Now she looks like GONZO from the Muppets.
(Only needs to be one man,could be a man and a women or 2 dudes)

Pele stood behind Diego while he was sitting and put his dick over her head giving her a "Sloppy Gonzo".

example shows gay version. ewwwwwww

by MR. DONG April 30, 2006