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masticate

meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate
"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"
by MN Farmer October 9, 2006
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