MIDGET PERSON's definitions

April 2nd

The day ultimate midgets rise! Midgets born on April 2nd are special. April 2nd is national midget day so if you know a midget (female are better) you must worship them and bow at your feet.

Midget:BOW BEFORE MY KNEES
Person:Why?
Midget:Because its April 2nd
Person:ALL HAIL MIGHTY MIDGET!

by MIDGET PERSON October 23, 2019

November 13

The day you decide to hug somebody and give no explanation . If they speak you have permission to kick them. If you don't want to kick them then walk away silently .

Person: hugs other person
Other person:wth r u doing get off me
Person:kicked other person
Other person:owchi why u do that.
Person:happy November 13!
Other person:dag nammit!

by MIDGET PERSON November 11, 2019