Definitions by MIDGET PERSON

November 13 

The day you decide to hug somebody and give no explanation . If they speak you have permission to kick them. If you don't want to kick them then walk away silently .

Person: hugs other person
Other person:wth r u doing get off me
Person:kicked other person
Other person:owchi why u do that.
Person:happy November 13!
Other person:dag nammit!

November 13 by MIDGET PERSON November 11, 2019

April 2nd 

The day ultimate midgets rise! Midgets born on April 2nd are special. April 2nd is national midget day so if you know a midget (female are better) you must worship them and bow at your feet.

Midget:BOW BEFORE MY KNEES
Person:Why?
Midget:Because its April 2nd
Person:ALL HAIL MIGHTY MIDGET!

April 2nd by MIDGET PERSON October 23, 2019