Definitions by MC Fumunda

Hookie Jerk 

The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)

The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".

I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.

Hookie Jerk by MC Fumunda February 21, 2011