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Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.
Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!
by MARGRET MARY July 11, 2017
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