titmouse

A bird referenced as something with a short term memory.
"She has the memory of a titmouse." "Sorry, I totally blanked; I have the memory of a titmouse today."
by M.L. Faire June 22, 2015
mugGet the titmousemug.

Lady Nuts

"I'd love to hang out today, but my lady nuts have me laying low with this crimson tide."
by M.L. Faire June 22, 2015
mugGet the Lady Nutsmug.