2 definitions by M. Scarpati
Also known as the mighty five, this conquest is achieved when oral, digital, or penile fornication is achieved in all five of the national parks within the state of Utah.
Upon receiving oral gratification on the red limestone of Arches National park I have now finally achieved the Utah five.
by M. Scarpati March 2, 2021
Similar to your standard mordecai brown, the arthritis mordecai is when the three fingers are not joined together and instead are unevenly separated and disproportionately bent at each knuckle, thus causing maximum pleasure upon insertion in a vagina or anus.
I had experienced the mordecai brown, but u haven’t lived until u experience the arthritis mordecai !!! The uneven insertion is truly satisfying.
by M. Scarpati January 2, 2022