Definitions by M. J. M.

Schmiddle 

Last drop of cum after a male individual completes masturbation and ajaculates.

"Oh shit the schmiddle got on my pubes." Said Mike to himself.

Schmiddle by M. J. M. April 28, 2009

Mein Penis Kämpfe 

From the English words "My Penis Struggle." The point in a day when one has masturbated to such an extent that his ejaculation is a dry heave.

"I have masturbated so much Mein Penis Kämpfe kicked in."

Mein Penis Kämpfe by M. J. M. April 28, 2009