M. J. M.'s definitions

Schmiddle

Last drop of cum after a male individual completes masturbation and ajaculates.

"Oh shit the schmiddle got on my pubes." Said Mike to himself.

by M. J. M. April 28, 2009

Mein Penis Kämpfe

From the English words "My Penis Struggle." The point in a day when one has masturbated to such an extent that his ejaculation is a dry heave.

"I have masturbated so much Mein Penis Kämpfe kicked in."

by M. J. M. April 28, 2009