Definitions by M. Helton

Trashterpiece Theater 

The spectacle caused by white trash engaging in tasteless, disturbing, or inappropriate behavior in public.

While I was at Wal-Mart yesterday, I saw a morbidly obese family buying matching Dale Earnhardt t-shirts. That place shows nothing but Trashterpiece Theater.

Trashterpiece Theater by M. Helton December 11, 2009

Dale Earnhardt 

Our redneck savior. He crashed for our sins, and on the third lap, he rose again, and ascended into heaven, where he rideth shotgun for our Lord, the Almighty God.

In Dale Earnhardt's name, we pray. Ay-men.

Dale Earnhardt by M. Helton December 10, 2009