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Our redneck savior. He crashed for our sins, and on the third lap, he rose again, and ascended into heaven, where he rideth shotgun for our Lord, the Almighty God.
by M. Helton December 10, 2009
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While I was at Wal-Mart yesterday, I saw a morbidly obese family buying matching Dale Earnhardt t-shirts. That place shows nothing but Trashterpiece Theater.
by M. Helton December 11, 2009
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