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This phrase to be spoken very quickly, almost as to seem Spanish in nature.

“Penis Monpañios Monpeñios” was originally created as an alter-ego amongst a group of friends in Sacramento, California in 2007. This character was a member of club 697; where you must have been 6’9” tall, and 7” long. Inside the club, all they did was 69. The spirit of Penis Monpañios Monpeñios still wanders the fields of the Thicket of Zatarains, located in Granite Bay, California.

In the years since, this has spread to LA as a nonsense phrase (similar to that of Rim Pum). Among groups of pot-smoking individuals, this phrase has commonly been used as a comical outburst or a friendly greeting during times of great stoning. Abbreviations such as simply saying “Monpañios” tend to be common.
Tom: "Monpeñios to you my friend!"

Steve: "Ah, Penis Monpañios Tom!"

Dave (from the back of the room): "Tom!! Penis Monpañios Monpeñios!!"
by M. Damon July 9, 2011
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Originally gaining fame in 2009 at UCLA, Rim Pum is the foundation of an entire dictionary of Rhyme Pums, Reign Pums, and Room Pums. This is a nonsense gibberish word which can help you with a multitude of things:

- singing along to your favorite John Williams tune; as well as a whole host of wordless theme songs such as the NBA on NBC, and Law and Order on TNT.

- acting as a substitute for any act involving alcoholic beverages. Rum pum refers to rum, while pum pum refers to a circular group chug of sorts (also known as a See-Saw).

- While in a state of intoxication, Rim Pum is commonly used to create inebriated nursery rhymes of sorts. The challenge requiring long, strung out phrases completely in Rim Pum form.

**The Rim Pum musical number is scheduled for release in Fall of 2011.**
1: "Hey guys, you ready for a pum pum?"

2: "Rim pum pim pum?"

3: "Rim pum scheeme lumn!"

1: "Rim pum pie!!"

4: "You guys are idiots."
by M. Damon July 9, 2011
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