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Fuck Your Couch 

From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.

Ex:
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."

Fuck Your Couch by M i c h a e l December 24, 2008