Definitions by M Farley

bellend

someone is being an utter prick and needs a slap

when someone keeps throwing eggs at your head, they are being a bellend

bellend by M Farley July 7, 2004

rug muncher 

A gayboy is being bent over by their sick boyfriend on the floor doggy style. He's bumming him so hard that he bites the rug.

Jeffrey is biting the rug because Frederick is bumming extremely hard

rug muncher by M Farley July 7, 2004