Definitions by Mário Moreira

Paulotion

The act of having as much motion as your physics teacher.

Guy 1: "Dawg I just went bald."
Guy 2: "Bro you have some heavy paulotion!"
Paulo: "Type shi."
Guy 2: "Shi."

Paulotion by Mário Moreira February 10, 2026

Mário nipple twister

The act of twisting your significant other's nipple or breast while screaming the name of your 12th grade math teacher.

Example of how you would do the Mário nipple twister.
Guy: *twists nipple*
Girl: *non chalant behaviour on some type shit*
Guy: "MARIO~"
Girl: "Wtf that's my dad."

Mário nipple twister by Mário Moreira February 10, 2026

femboy

person who makes closeted gays think they're nor gay

Person 1: "Dude I love femboys but I'm not gay, I swear."
Charlie Kirk: "My neck hurts."

femboy by Mário Moreira February 10, 2026