M*A*S*H's definitions

joint

1)So let's get to the point let's roll another joint
Turn the radio loud I'm too alone to be proud
You don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels...to be me

Tom Petty Sings the song about rolling a joint called 'You Dont Know How It Feels'.

by M*A*S*H January 10, 2005

uppal

1. A turtle
2. A haircut (mushroom cut)
3. A SS teacher

1. Uppals are slow.
2. Hey, look at that guys uppal cut!
3. 'Hate the government'

by M*A*S*H January 9, 2005