Asian accents and poor grammar including
chinese at
chinese restaurants, vietnamese at nail salons, indian at liquor stores....etc.
Wife:"
Baby, why did you take so long to order chinese
food?"
Husband:"Mother*&%&er couldn't speak
english!"
Wife:"Thats why i told you to learn abonics!"
Husband:"THEN WHY DON"T YOU SPEAK ABONICS! YOU'RE CHINESE!"