Lynching director's definitions

Pandashrimp

Something you say to someone who is a dumbass. They will then ask you what it means. You are then welcome to chuckle at your supremecy.

Dumbass: hey
Me: pandashrimp

Dumbass: what?
Me: ha ha ha peasant

by Lynching director June 26, 2015

Garden hoe

A Mexican hooker.

For $60, that garden hoe will suck your cock and then mow your lawn.

by Lynching director February 26, 2015