Definitions by Lvl28Dispatcher

FUA

Foo-uh
The act of being fucked up the ass
Usually (and hopefully) in the past tense

911, whats your emergency?
He just tried to FUA me!

Let me transfer you to bloomington...

A white substance which magically appears when a man is excited. Usually found on college couches next to the vomit stain.

James offered to lick the spooey off a used couch so that Timmie could use it without the risk of contamination. Thanks James