FUA

Foo-uh
The act of being fucked up the ass
Usually (and hopefully) in the past tense

911, whats your emergency?
He just tried to FUA me!

Let me transfer you to bloomington...

by Lvl28Dispatcher July 23, 2010

Spooey

A white substance which magically appears when a man is excited. Usually found on college couches next to the vomit stain.

James offered to lick the spooey off a used couch so that Timmie could use it without the risk of contamination. Thanks James

by Lvl28Dispatcher May 22, 2010