Definitions by Luzak Wilkerton

tallahassee teeter-totter

When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.

"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."

When you attempt at spelling an english word but then fuck it up because Jack is a loser.

"You have an anbhibian brain... hi I'm jack and I'm dumb"