Definitions by Lunda Boi

Benjamin Button dick 

An affliction of the male genitalia that causes your penis to shrink with age.

Damn, Daniel sure has a Benjamin Button dick, doesn't he?

PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.

Benjamin Button dick by Lunda Boi April 4, 2018