Luke and Matt from Texas's definitions

Rob Zombie

When a man (or woman) takes the virginity of the opposite sex while they are passed-out drunk.

My girlfriend wanted to learn more about rock music, so i introduced her to Rob Zombie.

by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008

Mexican Mud Pie

while a male is fucking a female doggy style he shits in his hand and proceeds to slap her in the face with it.

My girlfriend wanted to have sex with me after fajita night...i gave her a Mexican Mud Pie

by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008

Crazy Train

The act of fisting a female in her ass and cunt. If she is turned on her side the act will resemble the action of a train.

My girl kept complaining about wanting to travel so i turned her on her side and said All Aboard the Crazy Train...

by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008

Texas Hold 'Em

While a male is fucking a female doggy style, preferably one with little (to no) anal sex experience, he quickly pulls out and slams his cock in her ass then holds on tight for as long as he can.

My girl never played poker before...so i taught her how to play Texas Hold 'Em

by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008