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Two Second Dave
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When a guy is receiving a
hand job
(usually a Light Bulb
HJ
) and he
cums
within roughly two seconds.
Man, I'm a Jewish girl named
Steph
, and I gave
that guy
a Light Bulb HJ last
night
, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave
Two Second Dave
by
Luke R
April 14, 2008
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