Definitions by Lukas Becker

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie 

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008