robotector

An antihero who after drinking copious amounts of robitussin, ventures out into the wold in search of vigilantly justice.

The Robotector may not be the hero this town wanted but it's certainly the hero this town deserves.

by Lucas Kergin June 23, 2019

seattle seabiscuit

A sexual act in which you lay in a bathtub full of water and have a prostitute takes a shit on you while you take in the Pungent Sound.

At a $1,000 that Seattle Seabiscuit was worth every penny.

by Lucas Kergin June 23, 2019