Definitions by Loveporn Cockonopolis

Farfinugen 

An inanimate object often associated with the homosexual community.

Straight Male: "Look at that farfinugen!"

Fellow Straight Male: "Yeah that volkswagon beetle is so gay! Lets go back to our frat house and fuck freshman dudes!"

Farfinugen by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 13, 2011

Bead Rubbing 

External Female Masturbation, When a female rubs her clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Anthony: "Kelly did I walk in on you bead rubbing?"

Kelly: "Yes, I was rubbing the bead."

Bead Rubbing by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011

Verbal Secretion

When a person, while ranting or talking too much, accidentally releases a secret, or factoid others were not suppose to know.

Jacob: "It was fun until your little Verbal Secretion!"

Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."

Verbal Secretion by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011