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Farfinugen

An inanimate object often associated with the homosexual community.

Straight Male: "Look at that farfinugen!"

Fellow Straight Male: "Yeah that volkswagon beetle is so gay! Lets go back to our frat house and fuck freshman dudes!"

by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 13, 2011

Bead Rubbing

External Female Masturbation, When a female rubs her clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Anthony: "Kelly did I walk in on you bead rubbing?"

Kelly: "Yes, I was rubbing the bead."

by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011

Verbal Secretion

When a person, while ranting or talking too much, accidentally releases a secret, or factoid others were not suppose to know.

Jacob: "It was fun until your little Verbal Secretion!"

Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."

by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011