Definitions by Louis P.

cunt

1. A slang word for vagina.

2. An arrogant, rude or conceited woman.

3. A woman whose only useful body part is her vagina.

Women who are offended by the word "cunt" even when it isn't directed at them are the same women who fit the third definition.

I can smell your cunt all the way over here.

That woman at work is a real cunt.

That cunt gives a great blow job.

Hey cunt, do me a favor and grab me a beer.

cunt by Louis P. August 25, 2006

priest 

A Catholic man who wears black clothes and a white collar who pretends to represent Christ, but is actually a homosexual pedophile.

Hey, do you see that priest over there? That's the one who sodomized me in second grade.

The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.

The parish priest got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.

That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.

The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.

priest by Louis P. July 31, 2006

sperm toilet

A loose girl or woman. A slut. A female who is not very choosy about who is shooting semen into her. Sperm toilets are commonly found in nightclubs, bars, concerts, St. Patrick's Day parades, colleges and universities.
Sperm toilets make excellent temporary girlfriends because they all swallow.

That bar is full of young sperm toilets.
Wow, John's new girlfriend is the same sperm toilet who
blew us under the boardwalk last week.
Look! That sperm toilet just threw up green beer and semen.

sperm toilet by Louis P. July 17, 2006