2 definitions by Lou Sassoul

When you and your sister are fuckin in the garage and she decides to take a giant hit off of a vape and blow the cloud through your dick hole, like when you were a little kid in the second grade at lunchtime and you would blow through your straw and Into your chocolate milk to make a bunch of bubbles, it's kinda like that.
yo babe, those Alabama Vicegrips last night really hurt, I think I need to go to the doctor
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
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when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.
hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
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