Definitions by Lou Sassoles

Loomer

Getting your dick jacked off with someone’s feet

Rando #1: Son, I just got that Loomer zoomer.

Rando #2: Word! Everyone knows Laura Loomer loves to beat off dicks with her feet on the regular, son!

To masturbate a man’s throbbing cock with feet

Hey, last night I got a Loomer by Laura Loomer’s own feet!