Los Gringo Softball's definitions
A day of straight boozing, gambling, indecorous jokes, and hopefully sex with attractive women. One may only throw a Franktastic Fuckfest if he or she knows a Frank and has invited said Frank.
Zak: Gee That was one crazy night with the Fuckster right Kevin?
Kevin: That wasn't crazy that was a Franktastic Fuckfest!
Kevin: That wasn't crazy that was a Franktastic Fuckfest!
by Los Gringo Softball May 4, 2010
Get the Franktastic Fuckfestmug.