Loren Brocker's definitions

Lonely Diver

To stick ones thumb/finger up their asshole for pure enjoyment, but to do it alone.

Guy 1: Man, work went by so slow today, i had to go on break and give myself a lonely diver to pass the time.

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross shit man.

Guy 1: I know!

by Loren Brocker August 14, 2006

Janitellia

The testicals of a sweaty janitor.

I saw Loren working hard, he must have bad janitellia hardcore!!!

by Loren Brocker August 14, 2006