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Lord of the Ring's definitions
Cocksuker's Doormat
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A thin
shaved
goatee
and
moustache
.
John
jizzed
and
covered
Mark's Cocksuker's
Doormat
in spunk.
by
Lord of the Ring
December 19, 2006
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