Lord Raymond's definitions

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The perpetrator of this heinous act must prepare well in advance by freezing some doodie in his freezer (it is preferred that this doodie be in log form). During a sexual encounter the assailant must retreive said frozen log (the poopsicle) from the freezer and proceed to use the cold projectile as a dildo. This punishment can be served upon any orafice, but it generally always ends in the same way, a stinky molten mess of doodoo.

Lord Raymond has a freezer stocked with frozen logs. He would relish the oportunity to give you a Raymond. Once you feel the chill, you will never be the same again.

by Lord Raymond December 24, 2006