Definitions by Lord McSquinch (bart.)

Ginch

Any item that can (or should) be squinched (c.f.).

Hey, Philadelphia, squinch the ginch!!

Ginch by Lord McSquinch (bart.) October 31, 2004

squinch 

What is done to a ginch (c.f.).

Hey, Ohio, squinch that ginch!

squinch by Lord McSquinch (bart.) October 31, 2004