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Definitions by Lord Mc Flanders

counter attack

To take advantage of your partner on the smooth surface in your kitchen. To sneak up behind and enjoy copulation with a friend (or lover) while preparing a meal.

Best surfaces for counter attacks: concrete, granite or any hard stone.
He was a specialist in counter attacks, especially enjoying sex during meal preparation.

"Darling, I find your apron an uncontrolable aphrodisiac. Please, give in to my counter attack before I spooge all over myself."
counter attack by Lord Mc Flanders December 10, 2006