Apple

iA iCompany iThat iThinks iAdding iAn "ii" iTo iEverything iMakes iIt iSeem iCool iAnd iLess iLike iThey're iStealing iYour iMoney iFor iCrap iThat iEveryone iElse iGets iCheaper.
Apple Fan: I got a iPhone 4S it better than you stupid android phone.

Smart Person: I've got a LG Nitro HD which has a bigger screen and didn't require a .5 revision to have a faster cpu and 8MP camera.

Apple Fan: Kill the nonconformist!

Smart Person: Please go away from me.

Apple Fan: All hail the iFührer!
by Lord Kangaroo February 02, 2012
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