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The Aguilar Legend started back in the early 1300s in Spain when a man named Andres Aguilar had to save his dying family from the deadly plague. One night he and his friends were drunk and they found that Andres had a large penis size. They thought that he could make money off the thing and pay a doctor to cure his family. Andres thought it was brilliant too! The Aguilar Legend is that every male decendant of the Aguilar family has a large penis.
The Aguilar Legend is known to have reached as far west as California. A great example is Enrique Aguilar from Barcelona.
by Lord Juan January 2, 2015
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Ponk = Punk

But it is pronounced in a Latina accent
Girl: "stop being such a Ponk"
Boy: "I'm not being a "Ponk" I'm being a *punk"
by Lord Juan April 3, 2016
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