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Definitions by Lord Humungous

atomic bitch-slap 

A bitch slap in which the one delivering starts with his or her hand below the waist.
Rubbernecker #1: "Oh, shit! That poor bastard just got bitch slapped!"
Rubbernecker #2: "No, no, my friend. That was an ATOMIC bitch-slap. Notice how that poor bastard's assailant pulled his hand all the way below his waist before letting loose? Man, he's gonna need to put some ice on that."
atomic bitch-slap by Lord Humungous November 25, 2006

deploy the subs 

A euphemism for taking a dump. Usually used if the eminent dump is expected to be massive and/or time consuming.
Manager: "Nancy, please hold all my calls, I need to go deploy the subs."
deploy the subs by Lord Humungous November 25, 2006

bunga-bunga 

Savagely brutal anal gang-rape. Fabled punishment for trespassing on the tribal land of a fictitious African tribe.
Death by bunga-bunga.
bunga-bunga by Lord Humungous April 21, 2004