Definitions by Lord Burch

Burchism 

Religion developed by 4 Brophy College Preparatory sophomores that idealizes Lord Burch and Homosexual lifestyles. The most influential doctrines of the religion state that all members and pastors must be gay, and it you and your partner are not able to naturally procreate, you shall be excommunicated. So manage gay sex children, additionally, if your child is anything except a man or a wolf, it must be eradicated immediately.

damn, those Burchism fellows love strap-ons. ~RAHHHH~ (wolf-like, optional meow but only in the temples).

Burchism by Lord Burch March 24, 2023